ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

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Timestamp: 1406518673

didihearthereadyset:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

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Timestamp: 1406507803

lifeasricky:

Why do I feel like everyone by now has found their best friend and I’m over here like….

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Timestamp: 1406507769

carlyreajepson:

sofalcondone:

I’m naked what’s up

definitely not anyone’s dick
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